Jessica Simpson gives birth

Jessica Simpson gives birth – Jessica Simpson, pregnant since about 2009, has finally given birth, to a healthy baby girl. She and fiancé Eric Johnson chose the name Maxwell Drew Johnson.

Yes, it’s a boy’s name. Go figure. Maybe when she grows up, she’ll swap names with Peaches Geldof’s newborn son, Astela.

Really, what’s wrong with these people? I think most celebs’ kids are destined to decades of therapy, or worse, even if they’re named John and Mary; why make it worse?

After six months of dating, Simpson, 31, and Johnson, 32, got engaged in November 2010, then allegedly pushed off their wedding when she got pregnant.

The Texas native, now 31, was famously and previously married to Nick Lachey from 2002 until their separation in 2005, but the couple had no children.

She first shared her own happy pregnancy news with the world on Halloween, and the deluge of TMI Jessica Simpson quotes has continued unabated since.

As her due date approached, the uninhibited singer has spoken candidly about all things pregnancy, from cravings to sex to mommy brain and even swamp ass.

“I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah,” she said. “Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so when my water breaks, it will be like a fire hydrant!”

With Maxi weighing in at such a healthy size, this was probably true.  Anyway, congrats guys!

Jessica Simpson gives birth

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